Untethered Dog

You Never Know Where He Will Go


Thou Shall Not Steal Thy Toilet Paper

At what point did we decide that the paper dispensed in restrooms requires impenetrable casings? Are we not wanting to see the toilet paper? The hand towels? Or were people making off with rolls in a rash of thefts undetectable by the authorities?[1] Now I can see the advantage of having a contraption so big […]

Character Scorecard

Just from what is known: – Braggart about sexual assaults of women.[1] – Detractor of the military record of men who fought, served, and suffered — in some cases enduring personal torture — while overseas on behalf of our nation.[2] – Accused violator of myriad state and federal laws, including the Constitution he swore to […]