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Almost Famous

So I am mentioned by name in Season 3, Episode 3 of The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, “Panty Pose.” Wait for it.

‘This Is the Face of Hell, Lou’

November 14, 1985 was a school night, a Thursday, and so I probably was not awake when David Letterman less introduced Sam Kinison as issued a public service warning. Yet a recent viewing of this, Kinison’s network television debut — aroused as I was to find these few minutes following encounters with multiple recent cultural […]


[Toby and Karen Kroft are sitting at a table having drinks.] Karen: “You sure?” Toby: “Thank you, no. I …” Karen: “They’re playing the Eagles. We’re talking 50-yard line. Toby …” Toby: “You can’t have the job.” Karen: “OK.” Toby: “The parks bill … we made it Senate-confirmable.” Karen: “This is the first I’ve heard […]


[Leo’s office] Toby enters. Leo: “Yeah.” Toby: “I’m gonna have breakfast with Ann Stark tomorrow.” Leo: “Leave it alone.” Toby: “I think we should be able to discuss the minimum wage and—” Leo: “Toby. It’s a brand new year.” Toby: “Let’s not faf around!” Leo: “It’s breakfast.” Toby: “I know. It’s breakfast. We’re not gonna […]


Charlie Young: “Okay, Mr. President. I say this with all possible respect, but each of these knives cuts, you know, meat. Why is it important?” President Josiah Bartlet: “‘Cause it is something we pass on. It’s something with a history, so we can say, ‘My father gave this to me, and his father gave it […]


Miriam “Midge” Maisel: “Do you love it?” Lenny Bruce: “Do I love what?” Midge: “Comedy. Stand-up. Do you love it?” Lenny Bruce: “Seriously?” [Midge nods] Lenny Bruce: “Well, I’ve been doing it awhile. Let’s put it like this. If there was anything else in the entire world that I could possibly do to earn a […]



Brian Brenner: “He’ll cave. He’ll agree to the debate on their terms.” MacKenzie McHale: “No, he won’t.” Brian: “You romanticize Will.” MacKenzie: “Mm-hmm.” Brian: “That mock debate was about him. He was the star. He attacked his—” MacKenzie: “He didn’t attack anybody. He asked questions that the candidates should be able to answer and that […]


Dr. Jack Habib: “But if you stand in the rain without a jacket, you’re gonna get a cold. And if you have a physically abusive father who abandons you and your family, you’re gonna be 1,000 times more sensitive to betrayal than the average person who’s already extremely sensitive to betrayal.” Will McAvoy: “I miss […]


Sloan: “What was that?” Don: “Anyway … You’re feeling rage.” Sloan: “I’d love it if I was. I’d give anything to feel rage. It’d trump the humiliation and I’d be able to get up. I think I live here now.” Don: “What if I were able to promise you that humiliation always turns into rage?” […]


Sloan: “The greater fool is actually an economic term. The greater fool is a patsy. For the rest of us to profit, we need a greater fool, someone who will buy long and sell short. Most people spend their lives trying not to be the greater fool; we toss him the hot potato, we dive […]


Bubbles: “Ain’t no shame in holdin’ on to grief. As long as you make room for other things, too.” –The Wire, Season 5 (2008)


Bunk Moreland: “So, you’re my eyeball witness, huh?” Omar nods. Bunk: “So, why’d you step up on this?” Omar: “Bird triflin’, basically. Kill an everyday workin’ man and all. I mean, I do some dirt, too, but I ain’t never put my gun on nobody that wasn’t in the game.” Bunk: “A man must have […]


Walon: “Look, forgiveness from other folks is good, but ain’t nothin’ but words comin’ at you from outside. You want to kick this shit, you got to forgive your own self. Love yourself some, brother. And then drag your sorry ass to some meetings.” Bubbles: “Meetings?” Walon: “What the fuck do you wanna hear? That […]


Man On Stoop: “I’m sayin’, every Friday night in an alley behind the Cut Rate, we rollin’ bones, you know? I mean all them boys, we roll til late. McNulty: “Alley crap game, right?” Man On Stoop: “Like every time, Snot, he’d fade a few shooters, play it out til the pot’s deep. Snatch and […]


That’s inherently weird, right? You have a problem that was caused by the Industrial Revolution and you’re a libertarian so you want the thing that caused it to magically uncaused it and solve it? What other example is there where that has happened? … Is there an example of a public security problem that’s ever been […]