March Badness

by Tom Swift

I feel cheated. March is now full of so much badness. You can neither make someone go to college, nor stay in college, and you should not try, especially when college is not necessary for him make such a comfortable living in his chosen profession that the children of his unborn children won’t have to work a day in their lives. But the thing we don’t want to talk about while filling out our brackets is that colleague basketball is simply not very good anymore.