Pants With a Hole in the Butt
by Tom Swift
I’ve got a pair of pants — actually PJs — with a hole in the butt.
One morning, this was not too many weeks ago, I was doing some air squats. I went down and up, down and up, down and …. rrrrrrpt!
I have since washed the PJ pants. More than once, if you must know.
I have not sewn up the hole in the butt.
I have not replaced the pants.
I have worn the pants and washed the pants and worn them again.
The pants are a dark plaid.
I have never especially liked the pants. These feelings I have for the pants predate the rip.
I am wearing the pants right now, in fact.
And you want to know something else? The dog doesn’t seem to mind.